Poor Little Rich Boy

You'll have to excuse me for not sympathizing over the "pummeling" Anderson Cooper received, while reporting for CNN in Cario, Egypt. I'm glad he's okay but he should not have been there in the first place. Just like with the Haiti earthquake, journalists from all over the world are taking the few flights available to and from Egypt to cover the story, making less availability for the people who are desperately trying to leave the politically tense area and make it home safely. While the Egyptians are fighting for basic human rights, food and water, Anderson Cooper is looking for a good story to make him the next great American journalist. Serves him right for being the entitled, ignorant American elitist he is.

If the angry Muslim protesters on either side knew he was homosexual, he could have easily been killed or taken prisoner because in many parts of the Middle East, where Islam rules the land, homosexuality is punishable by death. Think your life sucks? Try being a woman or homosexual man in an Islamic country. The clip above is from his appearance on handler/pervert David Letterman's "The Late Show" from last night. Notice Letterman's left hand at 2:46? He clearly makes the hypnotic Baphomet hand sign after Anderson mentions the Arabic phrase "insha'allah" which means"God willing."

Anderson said his instincts were to "punch" and "slap back" but he realized that this would only make the situation worse. He also mentions how he told the angry protesters who are in the middle of a political uprising to "calm down" but forgot that they didn't speak English. Stick to dressing as a cute white rabbit and interviewing smart apes, Anderson.